Tuesday, November 30, 2010

knApe aYam meLintaS jaLan??

mari kite dgr kate2 pakar.huhu..


Kindergarten teacher:
Because it wanted to get to the other side.

Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Ronald Reagan:
I forget.

Arthur Andersen (consultant):
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competences required for the newly competitive market. Andersen, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

Computer Programmer:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they would need more than one driver to access the server farm, if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Bill Gates:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Dr M:
You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama' chicken-chicken bisnes...the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our chickens alone.. If they want to... 'apa nama' cross the road, they should be allowed to cross the road... Malaysiais a democratic country; we let our chickens do whatever they want to do... as long as they don't threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the government...and if they plan to do so... we won't hesitate to use the ISA...

Sammy Vellu:
Ayyooyoo... belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan, beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........

Karam Singh Walia:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan. Mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan, malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran yang paling hebat di maya ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar menahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan.........Ayam di jalan di lintaskan; Ayam di reban mati tak makan.

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

Bill Clinton:
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...

Wan Kamarudin:
Ape kejadahnyer ini semua, KL dah jadik reban ayam, mak bapak ayam asyik menganga saje.

Zainal Ariffin Ismail:
Ada saksi menyatakan yang mereka dapat melihat ayam-ayam ini melintasi jalan-jalan di kampung ini pada waktu malam. Adayang menyatakan ayam-ayam ini merupakan penyamaran jin. Dan ada juga mengaitkan ia berkaitan dengan peristiwa silam di kampung ini. Apakah sebenarnya maksud tersirat ayam-ayam ini melintas jalan? Oleh itu saya akhiri, "Jangan biarkan hidup anda diselubungi misteri........."

Zainal Alam Kadir:
"Ayam siapa kalau bukan ayam kita..."



kanan... kiri... kanan..


cOmel. ;)






*haha.. dipetik dr sbUah blOg. ^^

T_T



xtaw nk ckp ap da lg..

arini saye rase malu..

Sunday, November 28, 2010

sdeY.sayU.piLu:saYangilAh merEka.




video




knape.knape.knape.

knape la pmpn ni kejam sgt kt anak kecil tu kn.. :(
sdey saye tgk videO ni.. x dpt nk thn nangis. sOb3..

andai kate kte ad rezeki ad anak da kawen nant..
jage la anak tu leklOk.. anak tu anUgerah Allah yg plg beharga..
walau sesbOk mane pn kte, pastiknlah anak x diabaikn..
rasenye x perlu la g anta kt pengasuh.. nant jgn mcm dlm videO ni..


aish! ak saman kO nant kang pmpn!!






die cOmel.;)


awak pn. ^^


awak lg cOmel.huhu




p/s:ingt ye kwn2 pesan saye td.:)

Monday, November 22, 2010

tArt telUr petamA saYe ^^

salam kwn2..

cUti raYe haji ni saye blaja wat tArt telUr.hehe.. saye tlg kakak saye bwat la kiranye.hehe..

mest korg kate.. ala, tArt telur je pn.. senang... huhu.. ye la, saye ni bdk br blaja.haha.. :)
wat smbil tgk resepi dlm bhs inggeris.. smbl wat smbl pike mksd2 pekataan tu.haha..


kalo nk ikotkn senang je rupenye nk wat mend alah ni.haha..


bahan2,

utk bhgn crust
- 125 g butter
- 225 g tepung gandum
- 55 g gula icing
- 1 biji telur
- beberapa titik esen vanila(yg sesedap rase je la ye.hehe)


utk bhgn dlm (telur)
- 3 biji telur
- 85 ml susu sejat
- 110 g gula caster
- 225 ml air panas
- 1/2 sudu teh esen vanila

skrg care2 nk wat die..:)

crust,
mesin kn butter ngn gula.. gune mesin yg wat kuih tu la.. ntah ap la name die.. x ingt.hehe..
pastu msokkn telur..
ltak esen vanila..
bile rase2 cm da kembang tu msokkn la tepung ye..
pastu uli2... smpi jd doh..
then, kte leperkn doh tu lbey krg 1/2 cm..tp jgn nipis sgt ye.. ala, lbey kurg je.. agak2 la.huhu..
kte tekap gne ap2 je asal jd bentuk bulat n kck sket dr saiz bekas tart kte..
after that.huhu.. kte msokkn la dlm bkas tart kte tu n alter2 la sket.hihi





bhgn dlm(telur),
dissolve kn gula dlm air panas...
kaco telur ngn susu..
then, msokkn air gula kt dlm mixure susu n telur tu td..
pastu ltak esen vanila.. da siap..hehe

then, kte msokkn la bhgn telur tu ke dlm crust tu td.hehe..





msok dlm oven ye pastu.. suhu die 200 degree celcius.. bile da kuning2 sket bhgn crust tu, kte trunkn suhu kpd 180. :)


ni la rupe tart telur yg da msk..(still dlm acuan die lg ni.)

tu je la,, senang je kn huhu.. ^^